When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
I’m not failed…my success is just postponed for some time.
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.
When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. 😀
I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.
Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me. 😀
Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.
If you are player then I’m the GAME.
Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.
You can disturb me….I’m available. 😀
Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.
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Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl 🙂
Insult and wife are somewhat similar….They always look good…If it is not yours
I’m Jealous of My Parents… I’ll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
Love your girl like you love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.
☺ Behind this smile is everything you’ll never understand.
We all feel a little f**d up sometimes.
If I’m wired with you. I like you.
I love buying new things but I hate spending money.
Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang
I hate math but I love counting money.
I believe in hate at first sight.
There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.
If I get jealous then yes I really like you.
The Earth without Art is just Eh.
We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.
I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m Right.
Laziness is me middle name.
I wonder if I’ve met the person I’m going to marry.
Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
I need Google in my brain.
You have eyes my dear but you cannot see.
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.
The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.
If you fall. I’ll be there.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
2.Motivational daily quotes
The best way to create your future is to create it
Sleep all your troubles away.
I’m not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.
It’s not how we make mistakes, but how we correct them that define us.
If you ain’t first, you are last.
I’m gonna rest of my life, the best of my life.
The best dreams happen when eyes are open.
Beauty is not in the face; beauty is alight in the heart.
Respect is one of life’s greatest treasures…
Why worry about things you cannot change? Let go and move on, because LIFE isn’t waiting.
I’m making changes in my life so if you don’t hear from me, you’re one of them.
A pretty girl is nothing if she has an ugly heart.
You killed what was left of the good in me.
The PAST cannot be changes, forgotten. Edited or erased: it can only be accepted.
If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
Choose the work you love and you will never have to work every day.
A fake smile can hide a million tears.
Smile and let everyone know that today, you’re a lot stronger than you were yesterday.
You never know how strong you are…until being strong is the only choice you have.
You can do anything but not everything.
Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.
Tum kisi or se LOVE kar lo hame sudharne mai Time lagega.
Humne chor diya shoq-a-mohabat ka…varna tere shar ki khidkiyan to aaj bhi isare karti hai.
Aql badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai.
Yaaro Ki Mehfil Aise Jamai Jati Hai, Kholne Se Pehle Botal Hilai Jati Hai.
4 Botal vodak, kam mera roj ka.
Fikar kar uski jo teri fiqr kre, u to zindgi mai bhut hai hamdard.
Ye sala pyar ho gya ki UPSC ka exam ho gya pass hi ho rha.
Babuji Exam se dar nahi lagta..slow internet se lagta hai.
per mai moch and slow internet connection aadmi ko kbhi aage badne nahi dete.