Funny Birthday Quotes For Friends


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Funny Birthday Quotes For Friends

Funny Birthday Quotes

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Funny Birthday Quotes For Friends:

Funny Birthday Quotes For Friends

Funny Birthday Quotes

  1. I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.
  2. This is a secret you and I can definitely share.
  3. The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.
  4. One more year added now, so it’s better to remain over the ground rather than remaining under that. Wishing you a happy birthday.
  5. You know what they say about mid-life:
  6. Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.
  7. You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.
  8. Let’s celebrate your birthday tonight, but not too much! According to Jim Gaffigan:
  9. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.
  10. So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays, have lived the longest life in the earth.
  11. I thought that my marriage was a prison sentence but…
  12. Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
  13. People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.
  14. You know…
  15. The best years of a woman’s life — the 10 years between 39 and 40.
  16. So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.
  17. When I got you a gift, I kept this quote in mind:
  18. For my birthday I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier…I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
  19. Another year has gone, but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser.

Humorous Birthday Quotes:

Funny Birthday Quotes For Friends

Funny Birthday Quotes

  1. Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.
  2. If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday!
  3. Another year older, but unfortunately none wiser.
  4. Forget about the past, you can’t change it, Forget about the future, you can’t predict it, Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!
  5. On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.
  6. Happy birthday. Don’t be sad you’re a year older. Keep your chin up…if you can! Well, you know what I mean.
  7. Another year, another new place that aches.
  8. Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
  9. I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.
  10. Happy birthday. At our age, the only way to look younger is to add at least a decade to your age.
  11. At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!
  12. May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy smile, a very happy and amazing day to you.

Funny Birthday Messages:

Funny Birthday Quotes For Friends

Funny Birthday Quotes

  1. Wishing you courage, respect, wits, success and lots of love on this magical day in which we’re celebrating your birth.
  2. A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
  3. A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
  4. If I have to tie you up and swing a light over your head until you talk, I will. Eventually, you’ll spill the location of that Fountain of Youth you’ve found!
  5. Actually, I wanted to get you something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
  6. Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
  7. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
  8. Only special people receive wishes from my side. And you have always been on the top of the list. Yes, I mean it.
  9. Finally, I got a chance to give you a big hug!
  10. Anything suits on you. But when you wear smile, you rock!
  11. Living your life well matters so forget about your age.
  12. IN this fast changing world of information, one thing that keep me on the top is.. the rule of thumb!
  13. The way you feel toward life exaggerates the joys and woes in life. Live at fullest.
  14. Oh, your another birthday has arrived? But it really seems only yesterday that you were a whole year younger! God bless you, Buddy!
  15. No matter how far you are from them. You can always be in touch to have good words on their special day.
  16. Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you’ve imagined!

Funny Birthday Quotes For Friends:

Funny Birthday Quotes For Friends

Funny Birthday Quotes

  1. Friends may come and go, but birthdays just accumulate.
  2. George Carlin said that. Don’t ask me what it means. You wanted something unique for your birthday, you got it.
  3. Wish you many more happy returns of the day. May God bless you with prosperity, good health and peaceful life.
  4. Never doubt on yourself. You’re always the best. Just continue to be like that. Happy Birthday.
  5. May your birthday be filled with many happy hours and your life with many happy birthdays. Wishing you a day that is as special in every way as you are.
  6. It is the day when you were born and the world got such a expensive and most needed gift from God. Thinking of you!
  7. You’re different from others. Never mix up with them. Your style of smile rocks.
  8. I wish my birthday was on the weekend every year so I can celebrate all weekend.
  9. It is your day. Make it the best and forget what is gone.
  10. May all the day of the year, you continue smiling like today. May everyday brings positive energy and good news.
  11. Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
  12. Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.
  13. Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake. You’re another year older and another year wiser. So put your brain to work and figure out there isn’t no gift for you.

Funny Birthday Quotes For Brother:

Funny Birthday Quotes For Friends

Funny Birthday Quotes

  1. Brothers are what best friends can never be. Happy birthday to one such bro.
  2. Though even the sun will one day run out of fuel, my love for you shall last forever. Happy Birthday, dear brother.
  3. Thank you for my great childhood memories. Here’s to many more memories to come. Happy Birthday to the world’s greatest brother!
  4. You’ve always been there for me, and I will always be there for you. Happy birthday, brother.
  5. I am proud to call you my brother, both today and every day.
  6. I never got a choice in whom to have as a brother, but if I had, I would’ve picked you.
  7. Happy Birthday to my mother’s second favorite child.
  8. I thank God each and every day for giving me a brother like you. On your birthday, I want to thank you for being the best brother anyone could ever hope for. Happy Birthday!
  9. You are such a great role model for every brother in the world because you are so loving, caring, protective, and supportive. I wish you, the best brother in the universe, a very happy birthday.
  10. Brother, don’t think too much about the past or where you are, because I believe you are destined to be great. On your birthday, I hope you reflect and understand that you are at a turning point in your life. Happy Birthday.
  11. You are my mentor and supporter in every sphere of life. I am indebted to you beyond repayment and I wish you the very best on this special day.
  12. I take a moment to think about all our childhood memories, from years ago. How much I looked up to you as my brother, I bet you didn’t know. Despite our misunderstandings you have always been so nice to me – the priceless value of a brother like you, I now see. Happy birthday.
  13. I should call you Broogle because you help me solve all the problems to which I can’t find answers in Google. Happy birthday bro.
  14. Bro, you are not just my life’s support, but also my life’s pride. If you hadn’t been there for me all these years, I would have crumbled from inside. Happy birthday.
  15. Yours are the perfect footsteps that I want to follow. Without you, my life would have been completely hollow. Happy birthday dear bro.

Birthday Wishes:

Funny Birthday Quotes For Friends

Funny Birthday Quotes

Funny Birthday Quotes For Friends

Funny Birthday Quotes

  1. On this special day, I pray that God blesses you with every good thing, with love, with luck, and with joy. Thank you for always being there for me and giving me your support and strength.
  2. I am so lucky to have you as my brother and my best friend. Wishing you love and more love on your birthday!
  3. No treasure compares to the love of a brother. Wishing you a wonderful birthday, dear brother.
  4. May every day of your life be blessed with rays of hope, joy, love, and sunshine. Happy Birthday, Brother!
  5. I know it’s your birthday, but today is special for me too. It was many (or not so many) years ago today that I got a new best friend and a wonderful brother. Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Poems:

Funny Birthday Quotes For Friends

Funny Birthday Quotes

On your birthday, it’s time to reflect,
For the passing of time leads to change.
What once was important we leave;
Our priorities and goals rearrange.

It’s official; you’ve lived one more year.
You’re birthday gifted and caked,
But don’t think you’re fully mature,
‘Cause you’re really only half-baked!


 

This birthday wish may be late,
And it may be over in a flash,
But its message is good anytime,
Because it comes with lots of cash.

A belated happy birthday!


 

Here they come, with birthday cheer,
Bringing gifts just once a year,
People you don’t even like;
You really wish they’d take a hike.

This should be a glad occasion;
But it seems more like a SWAT invasion.
Go away! Just take a break!
Oh well, at least there’s birthday cake.


Being born was great for me,
Though I can’t recall the chore,
But every year I’m pleased to see,
That it’s me they all adore.

My mom and dad stay close to me;
They claim to know me well;
They’re proud to know a celebrity,
And me, I know they’re swell.

They celebrate, they laugh and sing,
And gifts on me they shower;
I must have done a wondrous thing,
My birthday cries, BABY POWER!

Funny Birthday Quotes Sayings:

Funny Birthday Quotes For Friends

Funny Birthday Quotes

  1. The best thing mom and dad have done is to give me a brother like you. Happy birthday.
  2. When we were small I was mad at mom and dad for making me share my room with you. Now I realize what a wonderful blessing it was growing up with you. Happy birthday bro.
  3. You have been everything I could ever ask for, and nothing I wouldn’t want in a brother. Thanks, happy birthday.
  4. Even though we both are total opposites, I have always loved you to bits. Happy birthday bro.
  5. I should call you The Wall, because you support me and help me stand tall. Happy birthday bro.

Funny Birthday Quotes For Men:

Funny Birthday Quotes For Friends

Funny Birthday Quotes

  1. You are not only a wonderful brother, but also a wonderful friend.
  2. It was awesome the way I grew up. I laughed with you, I cried with you, I fought with you, and I kicked your ass too. I just had to remind you. Happy Birthday.
  3. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday bro, and you don’t have to say it out loud that I am your favorite sister (I already know that). Love you!
  4. My love for you is directly proportional to the number of gifts you will give me on my birthday. Plan accordingly. Happy Birthday!
  5. Despite our many fights, today I want to say Happy Birthday and I love you.
  6. Thanks for being not only the best brother, but also a great role model.