Funny Birthday Wishes For Friends, Quotes, Images


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Funny Birthday Wishes:

 

  • On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.
  • Another year, another new place that aches.
  • I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.
  • Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!
  • Better to be over the hill than buried under it.
  • Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
  • Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!
  • Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
  • Can you sniff all of these candles or should I call the fire department?
  • In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? On the fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement to remember where the car keys are! All the best!

 

Funny Birthday Wishes For Friends, Quotes, Images

Funny Birthday Wishes

Funny Birthday Wishes For Friends:

 

  • Last week, the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday!’
  • Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
  • Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
  • May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.
  • May you live to be old and toothless.
  • Men age like wine, women age like cheese.
  • You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
  • You get a lot of birthday wishes … But this is here for the love!
  • You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by “for your age.”
  • You have to really be something special! Today, 3,276,821 people have birthday, but I was only thinking of you!
  • You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
  • You know you’re getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it exercise. Happy Birthday!
  • You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!

 

Funny Birthday Wishes For Friends, Quotes, Images

Funny Birthday Wishes

Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend:

You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.

So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays, have lived the longest life in the earth.

It’s your birthday. Have a buffet cake night and eat as much as you can.

People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.

No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. Happy birthday.

The nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake as you can.

Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard.

See how many candles on your cake. You’ll have to blow them out only by sniffing. Ha ha!

So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Friends, Quotes, Images

Funny Birthday Wishes

Funny Birthday Wishes For Friends:

There are plenty of years that I can remember for those history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is I can’t remember your birth date as it wasn’t on our course. May be I’m late, but happy birthday.

It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. How hot your birthday is.

Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.

Hey, though it’s older, but yet it’s not better yet. Have a wonderful birthday.

Too many candles on the cake means you are getting older too fast.

The room is getting hotter, please blow the candles before your room gets on fire.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Friends, Quotes, Images

Funny Birthday Wishes

Funny Birthday Poems:

Though science says that people starts losing their memory at the age of 41, but for you we can only hope. Ha ha!

Can you remember those young, healthy and colorful days of our young age? It’s always feels awesome when you can recall all those memories.

Last week during the fire on that candle factory we all sang the song – “Happy birthday” to celebrate your birthday.

You must be feeling good, because you look fifty, though you are sixty today. Happy birthday.

Grow more older and become toothless soon.

Hope you’ll live as long as you wish to live. Have a wonderful day.

I believe that man grows old like wine and women grows old like cheese. You know old wines are priceless.

Don’t blow the candles, the fire department is on their way to do this job.

It’s getting tougher to see the cake due to the candles over it. Can you remember those days when you had only a few candles on it. Happy birthday.

It feels great when your loved ones wish you the ways you wanted to be wished for this special day. Enjoy!!

Funny Birthday Wishes For Friends, Quotes, Images

Funny Birthday Wishes

Birthday Messages:

Some special words on your birthday: keep smiling as long as you’ve those teeth.

Another year gone, how fast the numbers of candles on the cake are rising.

Congratulations for your sweet smile. Though you don’t have all your teeth, but yet it’s sweet like always.

People often believe that good things don’t last long. So, I guess you are a bad ass!

You may look old, but your heart is evergreen. You are only twenty if we count the age of your heart. Live as long as you wish.

Happy birthday dear. Another birthday means one step closer to the end of life.

The best secret that is yet to be revealed is your true age.

Though it’s obvious to grow old, but it’s optional to grow up.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Friends, Quotes, Images

Funny Birthday Wishes

Funny Birthday Wishes For Men:

Funny Birthday Wishes For Friends, Quotes, Images

Funny Birthday Wishes

You always enjoy your birthday in some amazing ways, that’s why you should have one birthday every year.

The cake looks very little for those plenty of candles.

Look, so many candles on a so little cake.

You are such a person who always reminds me the memories of my old days. I’ve never found a smart, funny and good looking person than you. Thank you for being with me.

You get older every year, but I don’t want to remember that. Just enjoy and don’t eat my portion of cake.

Funny Birthday Quotes:

Look at my delicious cake. I know you love cakes so let’s finish it together.

I know we both have grown very old now, but I hope you are not going to die before you taste the birthday cake.

It’s time to stop counting the numbers of candles and start to think about the wishes you’ve got today.

You are a person for whom it’s always tough to find a perfect gift. So, I decided not to bring anything expect this beautiful rose.

Shopping anything for your special day is always hard, so lets do it together today.

Look, the number of candles is getting higher, but the cake is still too small. Happy birthday.

Funny Birthday Wishes In Hindi:

Aaj phir din aaya nachne, gane ka yaar
Janamdin mubarak mere Yaar….

newzealand bangladesh se har sakta he, muni badnam ho sakti he,
shila jawan ho sakti he, pyaj 80 rs kg ho sakte he, To phir 2 din baad apko birthday wish nhi kr sakte kya ?
Belated Happy Birthday..

Har raah aasan ho,
Har raah pe khushiya ho,
Har din khubsoorat ho,
Aisa hi poora jivan ho,
Yahi har din meri dua ho,
Aisa hi tumhara har janamdin ho!!!

Dekho kaise matakte ho
kitna uchal k chalte ho.
Mana ap ka janamdin hai,
itna kyu fudakte ho.
Chalo HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Pholo ne bola khushbu se
Khushbu ne bola badal se
Badal ne bola lehron se
Lehron ne bola sahil se
Wohi hum kehte hain dil se
Happy Birthday

Funny Birthday Wishes For Brother:

One more year has gone. Now you are more grown up. Make sure you do, it flawlessly.

It’s always good to have a birthday, but to me it’s another chance to eat lots more cakes.

I know the reason why you are scared of your birthday. Because people wish you with weird messages and present your scary cards.

You try a lot to look younger, but still you look older. Enjoy your day.

You will find millions of people in this world and among them I would like to wish you a very happy birthday. Make it the best day of your life.

There are good as well as bad people in the world. Only good people are lucky to find wishes from their well wishers. Happy birthday.

Your birth date is very special because the world found was blessed with several special people. But I’m so sorry to tell you that you are not one of them.

Can you remember our those old days? Those memories are still fresh in my mind. Thanks for being with me. Happy birthday.

You are so old that I don’t think you would be able to find a bigger cake that fits all the candles together.

No matter how old you become today, don’t let your special day to be spoiled by someone else than me.

Still your smile looks beautiful with those few remaining teeth. Happy birthday.

The number of candles is too much for your tiny cake. Make sure to arrange a bigger one next time.

I know your best birthdays are yet to arrive. Lets wait for those. Happy birthday.