Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards


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Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

As Christmas is coming and we’ll are thinking and confused about what to gift our friends?Family?Dear ones. Well Christmas Cards are so common yet in demand!! But this time don’t make Christmas Greeting as usual, give it a Unique and your own special touch. But how to do it? Well I am here to solve your this problem. I have collected some Best and Unique But so Funny Christmas Wishes Quotes, that you’ll gonna surely Love!!

So check my today’s collection which have Clever Christmas Sayings, Funny Christmas Card Messages, that you can use in Christmas Cards For Friends. Have a look on Funny Family Christmas Cards, which will suit perfect for your Family Members.  Collect some Witty Christmas Quotes, Funny Christmas Card Quotes for your Naughty Friends.

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Funny Christmas Wishes:

 

Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

 

  1. Hope your Christmas is the “M” word (Merry)!!!
  2. If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack,
    then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet friend like you.
  3. Merry Christmas, dear. Enjoy!Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too, Until the credit card bills arrive.

    Funny Christmas Card Quotes:

     

    Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

    Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

    Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

    Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

    1. Some businessmen are saying that this could be the greatest Christmas ever.
      I always thought the first one was.
      – Art Fettig
    2. Tell the kid next door you’re the Christmas Lawyer. You know he’s been naughty…
      But if he gives you half his Christmas presents, you can plead him down to “not very nice.”
    3. This Christmas let’s try to keep things in their proper perspective.
      After all, credit cards do have their limits.
      – Melanie White
    4. My goal this Christmas is to be on both lists: Naughty and Nice.
    5. Why should you teach your kids Christmas carols? Because they can’t sing and beg for toys at the same time.
    6. Remember that the important thing is not what you give, or how you wrap it. The important thing, during this very special time of year, is that you save the receipt.
      – Dave Barry
    7. Why were there only three kings at Jesus’ birth?
      Elvis had not yet entered the building.
    8. May your longest list this Christmas be the one that counts your blessings.

    Witty Christmas Quotes:

     

    Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

    Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

    1. Once again, we come to the Holiday Season,
      a deeply religious time that each of us observes in his own way,
      by going to the mall of his choice.
    2. Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.
      In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
    3. Do give books – religious or otherwise – for Christmas.
      They’re never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal.”
    4. Probably the reason we all go so haywire at Christmas time
      with the endless unrestrained and often silly buying of gifts
      is that we don’t quite know how to put our love into words.

    Funny Family Christmas Cards:

     

    Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

    Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

    Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

    Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

    Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

    Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

Funny Christmas Card Messages:

 

Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

  1. Christmas carolers sing about peace on
    earth, but they don’t tell us where
  2. Christmas trees are like boobs
    Fake ones r nice to look at
    but real ones are better
  3. Dear Santa this year please gives me
    a big fat bank account and a slim body
    and this year don’t mix the two up
  4. When you’re lonely, I wish you Love!
    When you’re down, I wish you Joy!
    When you’re troubled, I wish you Peace!
    When things seem empty, I wish you Hope!
    Have a Happy New Year!
  5. Santa wont be coming this year…
    He died laughing when you said you been a good girl.
    Have a Merry Christmas
  6. Man will live for ever
    Because of Christmas
    (Because of Christmas Day drinking)
    Merry Christmas to you
  7. Christmas is not only for praying and praising
    But for drinking and messing around also
    Merry Christmas
  8. This bright New Year is given
    to me to live each day with zest,
    to daily grow and try to be my highest and my best!
  9. If one night a big fat man jumps
    in at your window grabs you and
    puts you in a sack don’t worry
    I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.
  10. Be on the lookout for jolly,
    old, fat, white-bearded men bearing gifts.
  11. Christmas is the season of peace
    and goodwill till you go shopping and get the bill.

Clever Christmas Sayings:

Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

  1. How is the Italian version of Christmas different?
    One Jesus, one Mary, and 33 wise guys.
  2. This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.
    – Guy Endore Kaiser
  3. Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
  4. The amount of time and energy we spend putting up and taking down holiday decorations tells me our ‘top of the food chain’ claim is invalid.
    – Linda in Disguise ‏@LindaInDisguise
  5. The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven’t seen for twenty minutes.
    – Julius Sharpe ‏@juliussharpe
  6. Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
    – Larry Wilde
  7. Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
    – Kin Hubbard
  8. There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
    – Conan O’Brien
  9. If you watch a lot of infomercials, there’s a good chance you’ll already know how to work any gift you get from me.
  10. I don’t mind fruitcakes. They’re the one thing during the holidays I’m not tempted to eat.
  11. If you can’t wrap Christmas presents well, at least make it look like they put up a good fight.
    – A Guy Named Kelly ‏@kellysdf
  12. I left Santa gluten-free cookies and organic soy milk and he put a solar panel in my stocking.
Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards

Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings Cards