Funny quotes from movies

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Funny quotes from movies

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  • “There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your
    flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?”
  • Main marne ke liye nahi peeta … peene ke liye marta hoon
    I don’t drink to die … I die to drink
  • Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai … Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai
    No one can take Kashmir and no one can give Kashmir … the only thing that can happen in Kashmir is a three day and two night honeymoon package
  • Tu ladki ke peeche bhagega, ladki paise ke peeche bhagegi … tu paise ke peeche bhagega, ladki tere peeche bhagegi
    If you run behind the girl, she will run behind money … if you run behind money, the girl will run behind you(Funny quotes from movies)
  • Hero marne ke baad swarg jaata hai … aur villian jeete ji swarg paata hai
    A hero goes to heaven after he dies … and a villain livingly achieves heaven
  • Mushkil toh yeh hai ki main abhi theek tarah se bhigda bhi nahi … aur tumne sudhaarna shuru kar diya
    Difficulty is that, I still haven’t properly become worst … and you have already started to improve me.
  • Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost
    Movie is still not over my friend
  • 22 tak padhai, 25 pe naukri, 26 pe chokri, 30 pe bachche, 60 pe retirement … aur phir maut ka intezaar … dhat aaisi ghisi piti life thodi jeena chahta hoon
    Study till 22, job at 25, girl at 26, kids at 30, retirement at 60 … and then wait for death … who wants to live such a boring life(Funny quotes from movies)
  • Agar tum safed saree mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao … toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi
    If you come wearing a white sari and a red bindi … then swear on my mom you will look like an ambulance.
  • Pyar agar pant hai toh dosti chaddi hai … pant agar phat bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai
    If love is the pant then friendship is the underwear … even if the pant rips off then the underwear saves the humiliation(Funny quotes from movies)
  • Yeh aadat ab nahi jaane waali hai … yeh toh woh biwi hai joh saath rehkar satayegi aur talaq bhi nahi degi
    This habit will not go away now … she is like a wife who will stay together and trouble, and also won’t give a divorce.
  • Main dikhta hoon sweet, innocent, swami type ka na … lekin actually hoon bahut bade harami type ka
    Don’t I look someone who is of the type of a sweet, innocent saint … but I’m actually someone who is of the type of a big rascal
  • Bade bade deshon mein aaisi choti choti baatein … hoti rehti hai
    In big big countries such small small things … keep happening(Funny quotes from movies)

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