Funny St Patricks Day Sayings


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Funny St Patricks Day Sayings

Funny St Patricks Day Sayings

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Funny St Patricks Day Sayings:

Funny St Patricks Day Sayings

Funny St Patricks Day Sayings

Funny St Patricks Day Sayings

Funny St Patricks Day Sayings

Funny St Patricks Day Sayings

Funny St Patricks Day Sayings

  1. Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
  2. Christ beside me, Christ before me, Christ behind me, Christ within me, Christ beneath me, Christ above me.
  3. If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized.
  4. He who can does. He who cannot, teaches.  George Bernard Shaw
  5. I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing I ever do with it.  It is never of any use to oneself.  Oscar Wilde
  6. You gotta try your luck at least once a day, because you could be going around lucky all day and not even know it.
  7. The joyful heart sees and reads the world with a sense of freedom and graciousness.
  8. I love everything that’s old, – old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wine.
  9. Cherish your human connections: your relationships with friends and family.
  10. Think where man’s glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends.

Funny St Patricks Day Sayings For Kids:

Funny St Patricks Day Sayings

Funny St Patricks Day Sayings

  1. May luck be our companion
    May friends stand by our side
    May history remind us all
    Of Ireland’s faith and pride.
    May God bless us with happiness
    May love and faith abide.
  2. There’s a dear little plant that grows in our isle,
    ‘Twas St. Patrick himself, sure, that sets it;
    And the sun of his labor with pleasure did smile,
    And with dew from his eye often wet it.
    It grows through the bog, through the brake, through the mireland,
    And they call it the dear little Shamrock of Ireland.

  3. May your neighbors respect you,
    Troubles neglect you,
    The angels protect you,
    And Heaven accept you.

Funny St Patricks Day T- Shirts:

Funny St Patricks Day Sayings

Funny St Patricks Day Sayings

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Short St Patricks Day Sayings:

Funny St Patricks Day Sayings

Funny St Patricks Day Sayings

  1. “There are only two kinds of people in the world. The Irish and those who wish they were.”
  2. “Here’s to a long life and many more. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girls and an honest one. A cold beer – and another one!” – St. Patrick’s Day Toast
  3. “Irish diplomacy is the ability to tell a man to go to hell so that he looks forward to making the trip.” – Irish saying
  4. “If you”re luck enough to be Irish, you’re lucky enough!” – Irish Saying
  5. “In Heaven there is no beer that’s why we drink it here.” – Irish Saying
  6. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love thy enemy.”
  7. “I come from an Irish family. St. Patrick’s Day was our big holiday. The night before we’d hang up our stockings and in the morning they’d be full of beer.” – Sean Morey
  8. “There are many good reasons for drinking, one has just entered my head. If a man doesn’t drink when he’s living, how in the hell can he drink when he’s dead?” – Irish Saying
  9. “If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.” – Brendan Behan
  10. “As an American of Irish descent, I am sick of these Irish stereotypes. As soon as I finish my drink, I’m going to punch someone.” – Irish American

St Patricks Day Drinking Quotes:

Funny St Patricks Day Sayings

Funny St Patricks Day Sayings

  1. May your glass be ever full.
    May the roof over your head be always strong.
    And may you be in heaven
    Half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.
  2. We decided it would be best to confiscate anything that allows you to tweet or take photos this St. Patricks Day.
  3. I wish drinking green beer on St. Patrick’s Day wasn’t the closest you’ll come this year to eating a vegetable.
  4. May your appalling St. Patrick’s Day behavior not end up in a massive viral video demanding you be brought to justice.
  5. May Siri be able to decipher your slurred requests for bar locations this St. Patrick’s Day.
  6. All I ask is that you wait until after St. Patrick’s Day if you happen to be planning my intervention.
  7. There’s no gentle way to tell you that you’re the designated driver on St. Patrick’s Day.
  8. Here’s to Hollywood not bothering to make an unwatchable star-studded romantic comedy called St. Patrick’s Day.
  9. Let’s rise to the challenge of still being too hungover for work two days after St. Patrick’s Day.

St Patricks Day Quotes:

Funny St Patricks Day Sayings

Funny St Patricks Day Sayings

  1. There are many good reasons for drinking,
    One has just entered my head.
    If a man doesn’t drink when he’s living,
    How in the hell can he drink when he’s dead?
  2. What color should be seen
    Where our fathers’ homes have been
    But their own immortal Green?
    ~Author Unknown
  3. I’m looking over a four leaf clover
    That I overlooked before
    One leaf is sunshine, the second is rain,
    Third is the roses that grow in the lane.
    No need explaining the one remaining
    Is somebody I adore.
    I’m looking over a four leaf clover
    That I overlooked before.
  4. May luck be our companion
    May friends stand by our side
    May history remind us all
    Of Ireland’s faith and pride.
    May God bless us with happiness
    May love and faith abide.
    ~Irish Blessing
  5. May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light,
    May good luck pursue you each morning and night.
    ~Irish Blessing
  6. Oh! St. Patrick was a gentleman
    Who came of decent people;
    He built a church in Dublin town,
    And on it put a steeple.
    ~Henry Bennett
  7. Wandered from the Antrim hills,
    Wandered from the Killalas rills,
    Patrick heard upon the breeze
    Voices from the Irish seas.
    ~Author Unknown
  8. If you hold a four-leaf shamrock in your left hand at dawn on St. Patrick’s Day you get what you want very much but haven’t wished for.  ~Patricia Lynch
  9. With the frost he kindled fire;
    Drove the snakes from brake and brier,
    Hurling out the writhing brood
    With the lightning of his rood.
    ~Edwin Markham
  10. There’s ne’er a mile in Ireland’s Isle where the dirty vermin musters;
    Where’er he put his dear forefoot he murdered them in clusters.
    The toads went hop, the frogs went flop, slapdash into the water,
    And the beasts committed suicide to save themselves from slaughter.
    ~Old Irish Song

St Patricks Day Blessings:

  1. When after the Winter alarmin’,
    The Spring steps in so charmin’,
    So fresh and arch
    In the middle of March,
    Wid her hand St. Patrick’s arm on…
    ~Alfred Percival Graves
  2. The list of Irish saints is past counting; but in it all no other figure is so human, friendly, and lovable as St. Patrick – who was an Irishman only by adoption.  ~Stephen Gwynn
  3. Leprechauns, castles, good luck and laughter
    Lullabies, dreams, and love ever after.
    Poems and songs with pipes and drums
    A thousand welcomes when anyone comes.
    ~Author Unknown
  4. An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.  ~Irish Saying
  5. Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.  ~Author Unknown