I need Six months of vacation, Twice a year.
Busy Planning For A Miracle.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
Home Is Where The Heart Is.
When I write Etc., it means End of Thinking Capacity
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I Can’t See Myself Without You.
Do unto others before they do unto you.
Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass!
Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me.
Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.
You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
If you are player then I’m the GAME.
Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!
Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
Behind this smile is everything you’ll never understand.
I hate math but I love counting money.
When in doubt, mumble.
There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.
The greatest achievement is to outperform yourself.
Men speak less at home as wives are good with knives.
Live out of your imagination, not your history.
Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.
Mistakes are good, but improved mistakes is success.
I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.
Can’t remember to forget you..
Yes, I’m smiling. But you’re not the reason anymore.
Whatsapp status is loading.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Waiting for wi-fi network.
Not always available, try your luck
Take Life, one cup at a time!
Smile and others will smile back
Train your mind to see good in everything.
Take out N out of friend, and you are cooked
Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
Hard work has a future payoff.
having 1 child makes you a parent having two makes you a referee.
History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.
I can resist everything except temptation.
Insanity is my only means of relaxation
Evil is obvious only in retrospect.